Posted by
ConservaTease on Monday, February 09, 2009 12:00:00 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
That is the sound of America falling asleep during President B. Hussein Obama's recent press conference.
And I was so intent to listen and analyze it. But I found myself cutting my fingernails, flossing and making funny faces in the mirror...in an effort to stay awake and stay entertained.
Yah, flossing was actually more interesting than Obama droning on about mid-level talks with Iran, whether I should spend or save my tax cut, and the illegibility of doctors' handwriting (ie, the reason why we should roll over and accept government-monitored, socialized medicine. Huh?).
But there was one interesting point out of the 3,600 second press conference. Drum roll, please. Low and behold, in just three short weeks of Obama's reign...Iraq is a thriving and successful democracy.
Four weeks ago, Iraq was a hot-bed of terrorism, bombings and oppression. The politicians in Iraq had no viable strategy to keep and maintain their fragile democracy. Our soldiers were failures and our generals were liars and traitors. Four weeks ago, Iraq was a quagmire...just like Vietnam.
But as soon as Obama became President, he sent some envoys and some bureaucrats over to Iraq. And they have done a marvelous job.
Barack Obama has said so himself. Iraq is now apparently a successful democracy.
Well, gee, thank you Barack Obama. The Army, the Air Force, the Marines and the Navy, not to mention the Iraqi Army and Police Force, just couldn't have done it without you.
Mission Accomplished?!?